If you're running your spray tan business by watching what everyone else is doing and copying it two weeks later, you're not building a brand. You're building a knockoff.

And here's the thing about knockoffs: they're forgettable. They blend in. They compete on price because they have nothing else to offer. And eventually, they get left behind when the next trend hits and they're too late to catch up again.

Slow season hits different when you run your own business. The appointments dry up. Your calendar looks depressing. You start second-guessing everything and wondering if you should've just kept your 9-to-5.

But here's the truth: slow season isn't a failure. It's a reset. And if you use it right, it's the difference between surviving and actually building something that lasts.

The "clean girl" aesthetic is dead. And honestly? Good fucking riddance.

For the last few years, we've been sold this idea that the ultimate form of beauty is looking like you woke up effortlessly gorgeous. No makeup makeup. Slicked-back buns. Neutral tones. Minimalism as a personality trait. The message was clear: be pretty, but make it look like you're not trying. Be polished, but don't be too much.

And somewhere along the way, "too much" became the worst thing a woman could be.

Let's start with a fact that makes people uncomfortable:

Beauty has never been apolitical.

Every standard you've been sold—what's "pretty," what's "professional," what's "too much" or "not enough"—was decided by systems that profit from your compliance.

Smaller. Lighter. Younger. Smoother. More agreeable.

These aren't preferences. They're power structures dressed up as aspiration.

And the beauty industry? It's been cashing checks on your insecurity since day one.

The spray tan industry is no exception.

You did everything right.

Perfect application. Even coverage. Your client walked out glowing.

Then day two hit. And suddenly they're texting you photos of their orange-tinted arms asking what went wrong.

Here's the truth nobody in this industry wants to say out loud: it's not you. It's your formula.

And until you understand why clients turn orange—and why some formulas can't fix it no matter how good your technique is—you'll keep losing money to callbacks, refunds, and clients who don't come back.

Let's talk about the biggest scam in beauty right now: "clean" formulations.

You've seen it everywhere. Brands slapping "clean," "non-toxic," and "free-from" labels on products like they're handing out participation trophies. The message is clear: fewer ingredients = safer, better, more virtuous.

Here's what they're not telling you: it's marketing. Not science.

Look, we're not here to lecture you about chemistry like some beauty school textbook. But if you're gonna glow, you might as well know what's actually happening to your skin, and why spray tanning is the move when you refuse to let the sun (or society) dictate your timeline.

You've been there. You spray tan, you feel like a bronze goddess for exactly 36 hours, and then you work out once—once—and suddenly you're patchy, streaky, and questioning every decision that led you here.

The spray tan industry has a problem, and we're not tiptoeing around it.

For decades, spray tanning has been designed for one skin tone. One body type. The rest of us? We got to play scientist, mixing shades and crossing our fingers, or we'd leave looking like whoever sprayed us just... didn't give a damn.

So you want to start a spray tan business. Maybe you've been spraying your friends for free and they keep telling you to charge. Maybe you've gotten one too many bad tans and thought, I could do this better. Maybe you're just ready to bet on yourself.

Whatever got you here, understand this: knowing how to spray tan and knowing how to run a business are two totally different games. And the industry isn't going to warn you about that because it profits off you learning the hard way.